an actual conversation

In the car today on the way to school. It went like this:

Jackson:  "Mama, yesterday, we wished on dandylions in the backyard."

Mama: "Oh? And what did you wish for?"

Jackson: "I wished for a tree to climb on and a shark with teeth in his mouth."

Mama: "And Cade, what did you wish for?"

Cade: "I wished for my own beer for me to drink from."